Top 5 worst ways to wake up in the morning

5. My parents (childish leftover from teenage years).
4. Alarm clock buzzers.
3. Bugs (mosquitos biting or buzzing in the ear or roaches crawling. ewww)
2. Fire Alarm. (My first semester freshman year of college we had 57 fire alarms. 4 in one night alone.)

And the number one way I hate to be woken up in the morning:
1. Earthquake. (like the one yesterday at 5AM)