Ciudad Misery Index-New and Improved.
You know you were missing it...another installment of the one and only Ciudad Misery Index! Enjoy the misery.
1. Number of robberies this week of people I know in CR: 0
2. Number of people I know who were imprisoned in CR this week: 0
3. Number of times I was nearly killed in a car crash: 0
4. Number of earhquakes today: 0
5. Number of mosquitoes currently flying around my office: 1.
6. Number of mosquito bites I curently have: about 20 (including one annoying one on the bottom of the arch of my foot. Agh.)
7. Number of stomach ailments I've had this week: 1 (today. suck.)
8. Number of Colombian drug cartel members casing out my house: several.
9. Number of times the power went out today: 0
10. Number of times the water went out: 0
11. Number of times I ate rice and/or beans yesterday: 2 (soup for dinner. oh how I am starting to hate soup.)
Sorry, can't get the A-Team theme song out of my head....The only two better 80s theme songs than the A-Team are the MacGyver theme and the Scarecrow and Mrs. King theme. Enjoy the stroll down memory lane...
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